Overheard on a mobile phone.

Still continue to be amazed by what some people will say into phones with complete strangers in earshot.

The other day I overheard a young man say roughly this:

“I was done for three charges of common assault. I pleaded not guilty to one of them, but I did the other two. One of them was that time I knocked you over and kicked you in the head and you called the police but they didn’t arrest me.”